A MOSTLY COMPLETE LIST OF FILMS I HAVE MADE AND/ OR WORKED ON

GRIP OF VENGEANCE: 2011. WRITTEN BY: JOE PINKERTON, PRODUCED & DIRECTED BY: LAUME CONROY. CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION.

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS REAL: 3.4 MIN. 2011. WRITTEN, PRODUCED & DIRECTED BY: LAUME CONROY. STARRING: PAUL & AMBER, MAKEUP: KATT, MONSTER: PHIL BAKER. THE STORY: A cranky couple discovers a mythical beast... or a horny bear, whatever.
THE RAT2: 2011. WRITTEN, PRODUCED & DIRECTED BY: LAUME CONROY. CURRENTLY IN PRODUCTION.
F**KO McUSELESS: 1 MIN. 2009. WRITTEN, PRODUCED & ANIMATED BY: LAUME CONROY.THE STORY: the adnentures of F**ko. McUseless the worlds worst dog.

THE RAT: 18 MIN. 2008. WRITTEN, PRODUCED & DIRECTED BY: LAUME CONROY. THE STORY: set in 1974 THE RAT tells the story of Michael Duran, an unlucky kid on a losing streak.

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POOPYKULL: 11:30 MIN. 2008. WRITTEN, PRODUCED AND ANIMATED BY: LAUME CONROY. THE STORY: set in the early 1970's, this adult-themed animated adventure tells the story of POOPYSKULL, a hardedend cop with a soft-seve head made of crap. he fights bad guys, has sex with hot sluts and has a talking fly for a sidekick. you have never laughed so hard while being offended.

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JOHNNY HAWK: 2 MIN. 2008. WRITER/ DIRECTOR/ PRODUCER. THE STORY: this trailer is a tribute to Roger Corman in that it was made using footage from 5 different movies and was strung together with some new footage.

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MURDERDISK: 6 MIN. 2008. WRITER/ DIRECTOR/ PRODUCER. THE STORY: Michael Pearson Anonomosly recieves a DVD late one night. The horrors that unfold on the disc are just the beginning. this was a short entry in CHILLER THEATRES "dare 2 direct" competition. pieces of murderdisc were used in the shows bumpers.

SANTO VS DR. SINISTER: 18 MIN. 2007. WRITER/ DIRECTOR/ PRODUCER.

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EL SANTO IN THE RETURN OF THE BLACK HOOD: 8 MIN. B&W 2005. WRITER/ DIRECTOR/ PRODUCER. THE STORY: EL SANTO COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT WHEN HIS ARCH NEMESIS "THE BLACK HOOD" RETURNS AND STEALS HIS FABRIC SOFTENER AND ATTEMPTS TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME IN ORDER TO DEFEAT EL SANTO BEFORE HE IS EVEN BORN.

MESSAGE FROM SPACE: ANIMATED/ 2 MIN. 2005. THE STORY: AN ALIEN JERK BRINGS A MESSAGE TO EARTH.

DAWNA OF THE DEAD: ANIMATED/ 2.5 MIN. 2005. THE STORY: A HOT CHICK IN A GRAVEYARD AT NIGHT WITH ZOMBIES. THIS IS A TRADITIONAL 2D ANIMATION I CREATED.

THE ADVANTAGES OF BREAST FEEDING: ANIMATED / 12 MIN. 2005. THE STORY: CHRIS JENNING'S ANIMATED BABY TELLS YOU ALL ABOUT WHY BREAST FEEDING IS BEST. THIS IS A TRADITIONAL 2D ANIMATION I CREATED AND VOICED. CO-WRITTEN AND RESEARCHED BY CHRISTOPHE JENNINGS.

FREDDY GOT FINGERED: ANIMATED / 6.5 MIN. 2005. THE STORY: IN THIS PARODY THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS FINDS HIMSELF UNABLE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND HAS TO SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION. THIS IS A TRADITIONAL 2D ANIMATION I CREATED AND VOICED. CO-WRITTEN BY "LITTLE" JOHN TIFFANY.

THE TOMBSTONE BUNCH: ANIMATED / 12 MIN. 2005. THE STORY: THE PREACHER, THE SIDEKICK, MARION AND GAFFEE, A GROUP OF OLD WEST MISFITS GO ABOUT AVENGING THE DEATH OF THE SHERIFF. THIS IS A TRADITIONAL 2D WESTERN THEMED ANIMATION I CREATED AND VOICED.

TWO GRAVES BY DAWN: 15 MIN. 2005. ACTOR/ WRITER/ DIRECTOR PRODUCER/ MUSIC. THE STORY: A NEW BRIDE CONSPIRES WITH HER INCESTUOUS BROTHER TO KILL HER HUSBAND SO THEY CAN HAVE HIS MONEY. THINGS GO WELL FOR THE SIBLINGS UNTIL ONE NIGHT THE HUSBANDS GRAVE TURNS UP EMPTY.

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STRANDED: 74 MIN. 2005. WRITER/ PRODUCER/ DIRECTOR/ MUSIC. THE STORY: TWO GIRLS ON THEIR WAY TO AN EXCLUSIVE RESORT SPA BREAK DOWN IN THE DESERT AND FALL PREY TO A SADIST POSING AS A TOW TRUCK DRIVER .

VAMPIRE SLAYERS: 90 MIN. 2005. WRITER/ PRODUCER/ DIRECTOR. THE STORY: THE VAMPIRE SOLSTICE IS APPROACHING AND COUNT DRACULA WANTS NEW BLOOD! SO HE SENDS HIS TWO FAVORITE BRIDES TO GET IT! HE TELLS THEM TO GATHER TEN NEW GIRLS BY THE SOLSTICE, OR DIE A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL DEATH. BUT THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM... THE SOLSTICE IS TWO DAYS. THINGS GET EVEN MORE COMPLICATED FOR OUR VAMPIRES WHEN THE VAMPIPRE SLAYERS ARRIVE ON THE SCENE. FEATURING LLOYD KAUFMAN.

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FLESH PIT: 90 MIN. 2004. WRITER/ PRODUCER/ DIRECTOR. THE STORY: IN THIS OFF KILTER SEQUAL TO THE SATAN PRINCIPAL, DETECTIVE SAM CHAPPLE STUMBLES INTO ANOTHER BIG MESS INCLUDING WHITE SLAVERY AND MURDER. STARRING PHILIP BAKER, AND A CAST OF NUDE FEMALES. THIS SOFTCORE EROTIC THRILLER CAN BE SEEN ON VARIOUS CABLE NETWORKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. CHECK IT OUT ON IMDB

NIGHTWALKERS: 90 MIN. 2004. WRITER/ PRODUCER/ DIRECTOR.THE STORY: A VAMPIRE SHOWS UP AND POSES AS A PROSTITUTE AND PREYS ON SOCIETY'S WORST: FEATURED IN "DRACULINA" AND "FILMTHREAT" MAGAZINES.

WITCHCRAFT12: 88 MIN. 2004. DIGITAL EFFECTS/ COVER DESIGN. THE STORY: A SNAKE GOD USES HOT SLUTS TO LURE VICTIMS: SOFTCORE EROTIC/HORROR AT ITS WORST. TRIVIA: THE "WC12" EDITOR PLAGUED ME TO "FIX A PROBLEM" IN THE OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE ANIMATION. SO AFTER BUSTING ASS TO GET IT TO HIM ON TIME, HE DIDN'T USE IT. LOL. NOW AVAILABLE AT AMAZON IN A MULTI-PACK OR INDIVIDUALLY CHECK IT OUT ON IMDB.

  THE VAMPIRE: 30 MIN. 2004. WRITER/ DIRECTOR/ PRODUCER/ SPECIAL EFFECTS. THE STORY: FIRST IN THE "VAMPIRE" TRILOGY. A VAMPIRE SEEKS A MEAL AND A COMPANION IN A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG VICTIM ONLY TO HAVE THE TABLES TURNED ON HER BY HER NEW VAMPIRE CONVERT.
EVIL TALES 3: 75 MIN. 2002. ADDITIONAL CAMERA ON "THE NUDIE CHANNEL" SEGMENT. THE STORY: DRUNK HILLBILLY'S WATCH IMAGINARY PORN AND COMMIT SUICIDE: I DIRECTED AND SHOT THE "TV GIRL" SEGMENT FOR THIS SHORT. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CREDITED AS 2ND UNIT DIRECTOR/ PHOTOGRAPHER. CHECK IT OUT ON IMDB. IT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.
DEADLY SCAVENGERS: 87 MIN. 2002. DIGITAL EFFECTS/ RE-EDITOR/ SPECIAL MAKE-UP EFFECTS/ ETC. THE STORY: A SHITTY RIP-OFF OF "FOOD OF THE GODS" ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN, TOO CRAPPY FOR M.S.T.3.K.: THIS COCKROACH MOVIE DIDN'T HAVE ANY COCKROACHES IN IT. SO THE DISTRIBUTION COMPANY ASKED ME TO ADD THEM DIGITALLY ALONG WITH SPECIAL EFFECTS, MUSIC, EDITING AND EVERYTHING ELSE. IT IS AVAILABLE. BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY ANYONE WOULD EVER WANT TO SEE THIS PILE.
QUARANTINE (A.K.A CRACK ZOMBIES): UNFINISHED. 2001.
SASHA: 15 MIN. 1999. DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY/ EDITOR. THE STORY: A TALE OF A GIRL FROM THE MIDDLE EAST WHO LOSES HER INNOCENCE TO TERRORISM: THIS GLOBE-FEST AWARD WINNING SHORT IS ABOUT AS POLITICALLY CORRECT AS THEY COME. I HAVE HEARD THAT IT AIRED IN RUSSIA. NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.
XYZ FEAR: 15 MIN. 1999 SPECIAL MAKE-UP EFFECTS. THE STORY: TEENAGERS ARE KILLED IN A HAUNTED HOUSE GONE BAD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED WITH THIS PROJECT. I HAVE HEARD THAT IT WAS FINISHED BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT, NOR DO I HAVE A COPY. Check it out on IMDB. UPDATE: LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ITS ON YOUTUBE
MASTER OF THE DEAD: 88 MIN. 1999. ACTOR (THE DEMON PRINCE) SPECIAL MAKE-UP EFFECTS. THE STORY: LORD OF THE RINGS MEETS A SCHOOL PLAY. DON'T KNOW IF THIS MOVIE WAS COMPLETED OR RELEASED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT NOR DO I HAVE A COPY. UPDATE: THIS MOVIE IS NOW COMPLETE AND THE NAME HAS BEEN CHANGED TO SOMETHING EVEN MORE GAY. IT IS THE PROPERTY OF PRODUCER DAVE STERLING... AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A COPY. UPDATE 2: THIS FILM IS NOW TITLED "MASTERS OF DARKNESS MAGIC" AND IT HAS BEEN RELEASED IN A MULTI-DISC COMPLIATION

THE SATAN PRINCIPAL: 15 MIN. 1995. THE STORY: SAM CHAPPLE, A LOW RENT DETECTIVE STUMBLES ONTO A SATANIC WHITE SLAVERY RING.

THE WESTERN PART 2: 15 MIN. 1991. WRITER/ DIRECTOR PRODUCER/ MUSIC. THE STORY: IN THIS OFF-KILTER SEQUEL THE INNOCENT MAN HAS CLEARED HIS NAME AND IS NOW THE NEW TOWN SHERIFF. BUT THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY SEEM WHEN A MYSTERIOUS PREACHER DRIFTS INTO TOWN AND STARTS CAUSING TROUBLE. ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER AND THE OLD GROUP IS FORMED AGAIN TO SEEK A NEW VILLAIN... THE SHERIFFS EVIL TWIN BROTHER!
THE WESTERN PART 1: 15 MIN. 1991. WRITER/ DIRECTOR PRODUCER/ MUSIC. THE STORY:AN INNOCENT MAN IS ACCUSED OF A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT BY THE CROOKED LOCAL SHERIFF. AFTER A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE AND A DARING ESCAPE THE MAN FLEES TO MEXICO WHERE HE PREPARES TO COME BACK AND SEEK REVENGE ON THE SHERIFF. THE WRONGFULLY ACCUSED MAN IS HELPED BY A BEVY OF MISFITS INCLUDING A SLAPHAPPY SIDEKICK, A HORRIBLE GUITAR PLAYER AND A LITTLE MEXICAN KID THAT JUST WON'T DIE.
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